What a drag it is getting old
年をとるのは本当につらい
"Kids are different today" I hear every mother say Mother needs something today To calm her down And though she's not really ill There's a little yellow pill
"今日の子供たちは違うわね" どの母親もそう言うのよ 母親は何かが必要なのよ 落ち着くために 病気じゃないんだけど 小さな黄色い薬があるの
She goes running for the shelter Of her mother's little helper And it helps her on her way Gets her through her busy day
彼女は駆け込むの 母親の小さな助っ人のもとへ そしてそれが彼女を助けてくれるのよ 忙しい一日を乗り切るために
"Things are different today" I hear every mother say Cooking fresh food for her husband's just a drag So she buys an instant cake And she burns a frozen steak
"今日の状況は違うわね" どの母親もそう言うのよ 夫のために新鮮な料理を作るのは面倒なの だから彼女はインスタントケーキを買うの そして冷凍ステーキを焼くのよ
And goes running for the shelter Of her mother's little helper And two help her on her way Get her through her busy day
そして駆け込むの 母親の小さな助っ人のもとへ そして2つが彼女を助けてくれるのよ 忙しい一日を乗り切るために
"Doctor, please Some more of these" Outside the door She took four more What a drag it is getting old
"先生、お願い もうちょっとちょうだい" ドアの外で 彼女は4つもっと飲んだわ 年をとるのは本当につらい
"Men just aren't the same today" I hear every mother say "They just don't appreciate that you get tired" They're so hard to satisfy You can tranquilize your mind
"今の男性はみんな同じじゃないわね" どの母親もそう言うのよ "あなたも疲れるってわかってくれないのよ" 彼らは満足させるのが難しいのよ 心を落ち着かせることができるの
So go running for the shelter Of a mother's little helper And four help you through the night Help to minimize your plight
だから駆け込むの 母親の小さな助っ人のもとへ そして4つが夜を乗り切るのを助けてくれるのよ 苦しみを最小限に抑えるために
"Doctor, please Some more of these" Outside the door She took four more What a drag it is getting old
"先生、お願い もうちょっとちょうだい" ドアの外で 彼女は4つもっと飲んだわ 年をとるのは本当につらい
"Life's just much too hard today" I hear every mother say The pursuit of happiness Just seems a bore And if you take more of those You will get an overdose
"今日の生活は大変すぎるわね" どの母親もそう言うのよ 幸せの追求 ただ退屈に思えるのよ そしてもしもっと飲んだら 過剰摂取になるのよ
No more running for the shelter Of a mother's little helper They just helped you on your way Through your busy, dying day
もう駆け込まないわ 母親の小さな助っ人のもとへ 彼らはただあなたを助けてくれたのよ 忙しい死にゆく一日を乗り切るために
Hey!
ヘイ！