Can't you see I’m trying to relax I thought I told you to get out of here and leave me alone What in the hell are you doing with that lawnmower blade? I aim to kill you with it
リラックスしようとしてるのに、邪魔するな、出て行けと言ったはずだ。芝刈り機の刃で何をするつもりだ？殺す気か？
Ha ha Ayy When do I ever let shit slide motherfucker? Church (Church Church Church) All this... make a video, don't make a video, post another one, he's racist Yeah, shut the fuck up Yeah, yeah
ハハ、いつ俺が黙ってると思った？俺は Upchurch だ。動画を作れだの作るなだの、人種差別主義者だの、うるせえ。
Oh damn, I think he shot right through my MAGA hat Nah you’re not that accurate and I wasn't even wearin' that This man just drank a Monster, now he thinks he's goin' Savage Shootin' at me with a bb gun all the way in Nebraska Yeah bitch raise hell and get the cornhuskers Yeah I know I'm white, but not the White House bruh I don't know no politics the only kind of ticks I know Are always suckin’ on my balls like your diss track ho Dog the only time I beat around the bush is when I’m lookin' I’ll be grabbin' snakes and takin' them to cook 'em what you stupid? Yeah this time I cannot save you from your own fanbase That’s like sayin' you run shit with two prosthetic legs Yeah I get it, yeah I get it, yeah you want me havin' no bars You want me to be the one that slingshots your career far But that ain't gonna happen, why you tryna shake n bake with me You just a decoy rapper SJW with the racist shit Somebody get a pussy hat and send it to this dweeb You look like Whoopi Goldberg back in 1993 A battle rapper huh, you came to war with green eggs and ham And I showed up with a steak knife and a chainsaw in my hand The only fact I see is me inflictin' a fuckin' fatality "Silence, I will kill you" on the track that's no analogy Career suicide, yeah you picked it up and done it With your hand up your ass like Achmed and Jeff Dunham No strings attached, still a hip hop puppet You sound like a motherfuckin' CNN spokesman You cry so damn much your grape vines are prolly waterlogged But I'm the river rat so get the fuck up out my murky pond Yeah you rode your own canoe up Schitts Creek on a summer day I bet your headstone reads 'Death by a Septic Tank' You put a whole new meaning to the term underground 'Cause I devoured you and pushed you out the end of my anal bowel You're the shit now, only right before I flush it You picked the wrong hillbilly to go against out in public You want the spotlight Mr. Topic of Discussion? But instead you got bitch smacked by an ugly country bumpkin Will the real Ryan Upchurch please stand up? You about as useless as a Prius made truck Next time you pop off I won't even have to duck 'Cause what's a little Red Ryder to an icicle bud Yeah I seen your boyfriend defendin' you up in his video He looks like he emerged up out of DJ Khalid's booty hole Nice beard, man, what kinda carpet dye you use? Do you smell like that when you pull his jeans down and your face gets... screwed? Boomhauer got you flabbergasted "Yeah, dang oh, don't cry about it, little pansy" Bitch I'm Hank Hooligan from the deep south I bring the kaiser blade and say you got a purty mouth So tell me, man, what was your initial plan? I think it backfired like my Uncle Larry's Trans-Am Is this a battle rap or you just tryna shake my hand? Did I just diss a bitch or a fully converted trans man? Damn Excuse me it's ma'am, it is ma'am I almost picked a Drake beat, killin' you was "God's Plan" You look up to this Church, why you pray before a hand? Yeah you thought your shot was definitely gonna smash Now I'm burnin' your ass like a slut who walked up into Sunday School... class Congratulations, pat on the back At the end of this song I won't be takin' that L back Now if you please will take a second and step away from the microphone Before you lose so many followers you're in the negative zone Yeah, Blue Jean Face, I heard your shitty track Was that a publicity stunt somebody left in the back? Now people hear you sayin' trigger words in your rap And they're like "Yeah bro, somebody go and get the body bag" A fuckin' body bag for what? This was self assassination He got his own fan pages hatin' on him at this second He got people in the comments sayin' "Who the fuck is Upchurch?" And still unsubbin' 'cause he sounds so damn butthurt Church
MAGA の帽子を撃ち抜いたつもりか？残念だが、そんな正確じゃないし、そもそも被ってもいない。モンスターを飲んで Savage のつもりか？ネブラスカから BB ガンで撃ってくるとは。騒ぎ立ててコーンハスカーズを呼ぶか？俺は白人だがホワイトハウスの人間ではない。政治なんて知らない、ダニなら知ってる、お前のディス・トラックみたいに俺のキンタマに吸い付いてる。茂みを叩くのはヘビを捕まえて料理するときだけだ。馬鹿か？お前のファンベースからお前を救うことはできない。義足で走ってるようなものだ。俺にラップさせたくない、俺がお前を有名にすると思ってるのか？そんなことは起きない。なぜ俺と張り合おうとする？偽物のラッパー、人種差別主義者の SJW。誰かに猫耳帽子をプレゼントしてやれ。1993 年のウーピー・ゴールドバーグみたいだ。バトル・ラッパー？生卵とハムで戦争に来たのか？俺はステーキナイフとチェーンソーで来た。事実、俺は致命傷を与える。「Silence, I will kill you」比喩ではない。キャリア自殺だな、自分で選んでやった。アハメッドとジェフ・ダナムみたいにケツに手突っ込んでる。ヒップホップのパペット。CNN の報道官みたいだ。泣きすぎてブドウの木が水浸しだろう。俺はヌートリアだ、俺の濁った池から出て行け。Schitts Creek にカヌーで来たのか？墓石には「汚水槽で死亡」と書かれるだろう。地下室の意味を新しくしたな、俺は貴様を貪りケツから出した。お前はウンコだ、流す前のな。公共の場で喧嘩を売る相手を間違えた。注目を浴びたかったのか？醜い田舎者にぶちのめされただけだ。本物の Ryan Upchurch は立ち上がれ。プリウスのトラックくらい役立たずだな。次は避けることもしない。つららにレッドライダーが何になる？彼氏が動画でお前を守ってたな。DJ キャレドのケツの穴から出てきたみたいだ。いいヒゲだな、何の染料だ？ズボンを脱がしてお前が犯されるとき、同じ匂いがするのか？Boomhauer に仰天させられたか？「泣くなよ、オカマ野郎」俺は南部のハンク・フーリガンだ。カミソリを持ってきて、お前の口は綺麗だと言う。で、最初の計画は何だった？叔父のラリーのトランザムみたいに逆火したな。バトル・ラップか？それとも握手したいのか？オカマをディスったのか？それとも性転換した男か？失礼、お嬢様。ドレイクのビートを選ぼうかと思った。「God's Plan」でお前を殺す。教会を見上げる、なぜ手前で祈る？お前の攻撃は効くだと思ったか？日曜学校に来た娼婦みたいにケツを燃やしてる。おめでとう、よくやった。この曲の最後で L は取らない。マイクから離れろ。フォロワーがマイナスになる前に。Blue Jean Face、お前のクソみたいな曲を聴いた。売名行為か？ラップで放送禁止用語を吐いてる。皆「誰か死体袋を持ってこい」と言うだろう。死体袋？これは自殺だ。自分のファンページで嫌われてる。コメント欄では「Upchurch って誰？」みんな登録解除してる。Upchurch。
To call the police, push 9... 1... I told you not to mess with me, mmhmm
警察を呼ぶには911… 俺に逆らうなと言ったはずだ。フフフ
