This is a stupid skit
これはくだらないスキットです
"Hey" "Yes?" "Do you usually walk down dark alleyways at nighttime?" "Oh, I'm on my way home" "Hahahahaha, bitch, I'm gonna rob you. And then I'm gonna take all your money, and then I'm gonna shoot you" "No please, no please, no" "Too late. *Pew pew pew pew* — that was my silencer" "I've been shot! Noo, I'm dying!" "Not fast enough bitch. Give me your purse." "No please, no please, no"
"やあ" "何か?" "君は夜中に暗い路地を歩くのが普通なの?" "えー、私は家に帰る途中なのよ" "ハハハハ、ブス、お前を襲うぞ。それからはお前の金を全部奪って、撃ち殺すんだ" "お願い、やめて、やめて、やめて" "遅すぎる。*ピーユーピーユーピーユーピーユー* これは私のサイレンサーだ" "撃たれた!ああ、死ぬ!" "まだ早すぎるわよ、ブス。財布を出せ" "お願い、やめて、やめて、やめて